20 responses to Amish Go-kart & “Ducks” Caption Photo
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    City Slicker
    Comment on Caption (November 8th, 2013 at 07:13)

    Caption

    Pssst! Wanna buy a duck?

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    Amanda C.
    Comment on Caption (November 8th, 2013 at 07:36)

    Caption

    Here at Yoder’s engine shop, we really do keep our ducks in a row!

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    Slightly-Handled-Order-Man
    Comment on Das Quackers! (November 8th, 2013 at 08:21)

    Das Quackers!

    Here are some that I came up with:

    “The horses can find their own hitching post, boys, this ones OURS”

    “The consensus at the seasonal Church Council Meeting that certain parts of the community’s Ordnug was literally for the birds, and a duck only hitching post was proof”

    “We call them ducks Marv, Jacob, Aaron, Eli, and in honor of that Polish book seller and blogger guy that keeps hanging ‘round: Erik”

    “These ducks converted to the Amish faith, but its pretty hard to have them keep the little straw hats and prayer caps on their heads”

    “The Amish Duck Mafia”

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    Char
    Comment on Amish Go-kart & “Ducks” Caption Photo (November 8th, 2013 at 09:26)

    A new bird wishes to join the Amish Duck Dynasty.

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    Comment on Caption (November 8th, 2013 at 09:55)

    Caption

    AMISH ducks OUT OF ORDER

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    Terry Berger
    Comment on MR Ducks (November 8th, 2013 at 10:16)

    MR Ducks

    “Hey, this is the last time we let Fred choose what bar we’re going to hang out at.”

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    Juanita Cook
    Comment on Amish Go-kart & “Ducks” Caption Photo (November 8th, 2013 at 10:28)

    Quakers On The Rail

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    Comment on Power Mower (November 8th, 2013 at 10:35)

    Power Mower

    Here’s one more engine anecdote meant for this post, from the same contributor:

    “An Amishman…brought [a local engine shop owner] an old lawn mower and an old 4-cylinder engine that was taken out of a car and asked him to try putting the engine in the lawn mower. [The owner] said he would try but after looking at it I explained there was no way because it was a fuel injected engine, so the owner came back and picked up both.

    If it had been possible, what would he have done with it?”

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      Sherry
      Comment on Phot Caption (November 8th, 2013 at 17:00)

      Phot Caption

      HITCHING POST??!!! ooooooooooh…..I thought they said Pigeon Post.

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    Carol
    Comment on tires? (November 8th, 2013 at 15:30)

    tires?

    I thought rubber tires were a no-no.

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      Comment on Amish Go-kart & “Ducks” Caption Photo (November 11th, 2013 at 06:05)

      Carol in most Amish communities, that’s usually the case for tractors, to discourage driving the tractors on the road like a car. You might see them on things like children’s wagons however.

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    George
    Comment on Amish Go-kart & “Ducks” Caption Photo (November 8th, 2013 at 15:36)

    Looks to me, these ducks wanted to be photographed, so all know that they are not just ducks, but Amish ducks!

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    Alice Mary
    Comment on Amish Go-kart & “Ducks” Caption Photo (November 8th, 2013 at 19:34)

    5 quackers, no cheese.

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      Linda
      Comment on Amish Go-kart & “Ducks” Caption Photo (November 10th, 2013 at 17:44)

      Oh, Alice Mary, you are the queen of captions and comment titles. Your caption made me laugh.

      The only caption I could think of is “hitching roost.”

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    brett musser
    Comment on Amish Go-kart & “Ducks” Caption Photo (November 9th, 2013 at 06:25)

    You girls save my spot, I’m gonna see if this place has a restroom.

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    Linda
    Comment on Duck Yoga (November 9th, 2013 at 17:17)

    Duck Yoga

    We learned it in our yoga class–it’s called “One-Legged Duck” pose, and it helps align the Quack.

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    Tom Geist
    Comment on Amish Go-kart & “Ducks” Caption Photo (November 9th, 2013 at 17:24)

    Who is bringing the soup…. I’ve got the quackers!

    Everyone was wondering if the bishop had been dipping into the ‘special recipe’ because he decreed that horses are out and ducks are in for traveling.

    Under the tutelage of their coach, the young ducks prepare for the winter Olympics on the balance beam.

    Ducks, its what for dinner.

    OK, you guys up there, I want you to straighten up and fly straight.

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    Mary Yoder
    Comment on Go Cart & Ducks (November 11th, 2013 at 09:32)

    Go Cart & Ducks

    Rack Hackers

    (We call it a hitching rack)

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    Slightly-Handled-Order-Man
    Comment on Be careful out there among them foul fowl (November 11th, 2013 at 16:09)

    Be careful out there among them foul fowl

    “Hey guys, I love the winter season, check out all those black felt hats we could poop on! We ain’t been practicing precision dropping for nothin’!”

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