Caption contest: Cows
The above was taken in northern Indiana. Your captions welcome. The best will get an Amish Woodworkers’ Guide and a back-copy of The Connection magazine.
A Closer Look At Amish Wedding Receptions (Videos)
Autumn is the heart of the traditional Amish wedding season in places like Lancaster County and other communities. Amish weddings draw large numbers of guests, and the Amish custom is to hold a day-long reception afterwards. Amish wedding receptions are typically large, with hundreds of guests, and require a lot of food. In some Amish communities, the custom is to rent a “wedding wagon“, a…
4-Year-Old Amish Girl Killed Crossing Highway
Tragic story from the Adams County, Indiana community: Master Trooper Kurt Jack’s preliminary investigation reports that the girl, identified as four-year-old Barbara JC Graber of Berne, and two other Amish children were running across U.S. 27 and crossed into the path of a southbound Buick passenger car. The Buick, driven by Wayne Foust, 82, of Berne, hit and critically injured Barbara. The other two children…
Cow Barricade
Cows contest
‘Kee’ Grass Party
Head 'em up, Cowgirl!
Head ’em up, Cowgirl!
COWABUNGA
Who let the cows out?? MOO MOO
Come boss! Here, bossy!
“Better get a mooove on, fellas…mom looks pretty mad!”
And where have you all been?
Was ist los?
In case someone is not familiar with the German/Pennsylvania Dutch saying, “Was ist los?”, it is usually asked as a greeting with a meaning of, “What’s up?” or “What’s happening?” or “What’s wrong?”. However, the literal translation of “vass iss los” means “What is loose?”. The caption is a cute and very fitting play on words.
Mooving Day
Wait
“And do not think those cows will be a-goin in my garden!”
Well guys, it looks like we’re stuck here between these two Amish women!!!
Cows
WHO’S YOUR MOMMA????
Well, if you can’t get here on time, get here when you can!!!!!!
Alright, girls, straight ahead and no pushing!!!
We are NOT letting those outsider’s cars down this road any more!!
Moooooo
Mmmmmmmoooooooooooo Mmmmmmmmmmooooooooooo!
CONTEST
SERIOUSLY?!?! NOW THIS IS JUST UDDERLY REDICULOUS!
What did Molly the cow say to Daisy?
Don’t just stand there Daisy, bust a Moooo.
The Great Barrier Beef.
Not again — I told you girls to stay in the yard — no whoopies for you tonight.
“The Cows Have It!”
Caption
“Holy Cow!”
Caption
What have I told you cows about coming home late you have work to do the fields will not cut themselves!
Red Rover, Red Rover, send Elsie over!
…Now I know that man hears me calling him for dinner!!
…Why can’t he hurry up already?….
Confused Cows
You would think they’d leave one side clear, so we’d at least know which way they want us to go.
Seeking bovine gelassenheit…
Cows
“Well, What Now?”
Don’t think your crossing this picket line buster.
What do you mean? “We’re not country club material”?
“Do I ever have a beef with you!”
Oreos coming, it is time for milk-ing.
Showdown! Eastwood style.
Cows
The next time we play tennis….Can we just BUY a NET?
Thats it i quit !!!!
Caption
Okay Girls, keep this line straight, or you will get a time out.
Caption
Cow Shunning!
Ya’ll come back now, ya hear?
Cows
Mooo-ve over here.
Amish Cattle drive.
The Jersey Shore–Amish Style
Moo Cows
is it that time again (milking time)
Stand Off!
“How dare you move your four feet further!
Rumschpringe the milky way
About time!
Well, then!
It’s about time you lot came home!
I’ll be here until the cows come home!
CAPTION
O.K. girls. Our plan to get away from here needs a little more work.
Indiana Amish Cows
“Milking time!”
This is what occurred every day at my nextdoor neighbor’s farm when it was milking time. Traffic was stopped until all of the cows were safely herded across the road to the barn for milking time, and the reverse back to the pasture after milking time was finished! LOL. This brought back wonderful memories!
Cows?
Hey, can you move those cows a little faster. I have places to go.
Cows Contests and other ‘moo-tive operandi’
01 “Let my people moo”
02 “Some people take their fifteen children down this road with less aggravation and poop”
03 “She memorized her minister husband’s sermons and tried them out on the cows before meeting”
04 “Not a single word was used, nor force, just the intensity of confidence, self assurance, and body language, she was the known as the Amish Cow Whisperer”
05 “Some’a youz ain’t coming back.”
06 “You’re father didn’t just buy all of them, did he?”
07 Daughter in the background “They followed me home, can we keep ‘em?”
Mother in the foreground: “NO.”
08 “What you don’t see is she’s got a remote control which makes herding all the more enjoyable. Occasionally she makes them do figure-eights in the back fields”
09 [With the Amish lady’s camera hidden from view] “Okay girls, say cheese, er, I mean smile”
10 “Let me take you down, cause I’m going to; Bovine Fields..”
11 “This is the Amish version of the old ‘Space Invaders’ video game” [or]
11b “Amish Tetris”
12 “If only the runsprunga aged boys where this easy to control”
13 “During the daily ritual, she didn’t like to sing while herding, but the day before she heard an older Englishman at the marketplace listening to an Oldies radio station, and this morning got the lyrics of a song changed in her head so she found herself singing ‘if I had a heifer I’d heifer in the morning’!”
14 “Moo, moo, moo, all day long, moo, moo, moo while I sing this song…”
15 “I love the smell of bovine in the morning”
16 “She still had the pitter patter of little feet in her life, only they where four per set.”
17 “If only they moved fast enough that I could use that bike.”
18 “Life in the cow-lane”
19 “Mrs Lapp stared down the true Amish Mafia, the cows, and one the day.”
20 “Worse than Englisher cows, you bought this herd from Moo-non-ites, take ‘em back”
I have a Canadian long weekend, so I have a little extra free time, I might come up with more. If I can, I guess I’d like be considered for the draw. I’d to read a back issue of The Connection to see what its like.
Impressive list Shom…I have a feeling one of these will make the 5 finalists 🙂
All I said was that we were having Beef for dinner tonight
Those are not the sort of pies I was hoping for when we came to Amish country.