Caption contest: Cows
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Head em up moo em out cow hide.
Caption Contest: Cows
Ha ha ha, Jaunita, I really like your Caption!!!
They had her badly outnumbered, but Grandma Esh wasn’t backing down…
Caption Contest: Cows
We’re on the trail- keep em moving
cows
the drovers and their two wheel horse.
Don’t just stand there, moooove!
WHOA There, BESSIE
Where to y’all think you’re going?
cow don't wanna go to work!
“okay girls where do you think you are going? It is time to get to the milk barn and get to work now!”
Comment on Caption Contest : Cows
OK, which one of you put the hole in the fence?
The suspect was nabbed by a Moooving roadblock in Amish country.
So you think you can moo….
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Book Review: It wasn’t until the middle of the book that the plot really started moo-ving along.
Madagascar, Indiana
I’d like to moove it, moove it
Between a rock and a hard place
“Burger King”
Cows
Don’t Make Me Come Down There. Get in your house now!
OK, we got a bull in the barn who wants to meet Gertie. Which one of you girls is Gertie?
“Eat mor chikin”
Milking time
I said it was time for milking and I mean it so get to the barn NOW!!!
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What part of “single file” do you not understand?
Cows
The Blue Light Special Sale starts in 10 minutes
caption comment on cows
Milking time
(This is not such an odd occurrence. I have stood on the road many times when it was time to bring the cows home for milking, or when it was time to move the cows from one pasture to another. The road watcher has to make sure that cars are aware of the cows coming down the road AND that none of them make a break and run).
Cow Caption
Jebidiah, You know good and well I told you to call before you invited guests for dinner!!
Cow Caption
Jebidiah, You know good and well I told you to call before bringing guests home for dinner!!
Now if only I could get them to turn left. . .
Grazy Cross Country Steakout
If I can get my thoughts cow-lected that I herd through the bo-vine, we cud chew the cud. These cows are not quite the moo-dy Whole-stains; they look like Belted Galloway cattle, also known as Oreo Cookie Cows. They aren’t from Mos-cow or Moo-ssouri, but they are de-calfinated. It’s amoosing that their horns don’t work, and they have nowhere to hide. No whey are they going to the mooovies. Some people pasture-eyes the milk. The steaks are high for the stock-holders. Butter not be the laughing stock, but it gives udder delight to milk it for what it’s worth. Got milk?
This one really made me laugh this morning. Moo-velous, Linda.
Final 5 voting tomorrow
Some funny responses here. I am disqualified from playing but the two that came to mind were “Bovine Boulevard” and “Woman vs. Cow”. We’ll have voting on the final 5 tomorrow.
Well
“Still waiting for the cows to come home.”
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“So now, you want to come in and have some heart to heart touches, huh?