24 responses to Do Amish have wings?
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    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 2nd, 2010 at 09:20)

    I forgot one: Half Throttle

    Okay, so we’re not marketing geniuses here 😉

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    Kim
    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 2nd, 2010 at 16:08)

    Horse Power??

    Straw Hat?? Wait! That’s a taco salad. Things have funny names in Iowa.

    Ferhoodled Brew?? For the longest time I thought Red Bull was an adult beverage. :)

    I’ll stay up late thunking about this. I am sure of it.

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    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 2nd, 2010 at 16:14)

    Katie, Kim, thank you for thunking about this. Kim I like all of yours but Horse Power is nice in its simplicity. There could be a few flavors and the stronger versions could be rated more horses, for instance.

    Maybe I can get Aaron chiming on here to see what he thinks. And please thunk away! Let us know if you thunk anything else up 😉

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    Katie Troyer
    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 2nd, 2010 at 15:38)

    Yoderade sounds more Amish.

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    Slightly-handled-Order-man
    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 2nd, 2010 at 21:37)

    Slogans for if you wanted to do an Amish energy drink with the name “Kerosene”:
    “Kerosene – for those who want to go slowly, quicker.”
    “Kerosene – it’s what fuels ye.”
    “Kerosene – Makes a 3 hour Amish sermon feel like an hour of Quaker silent worship”
    “The drink of Rumspringa – Kerosene”
    “Don’t let the English have any, they’d put it in their rocket ships.” [according to my word processor’s dictionary kerosene or kerosine is “a light fuel oil obtained by distilling petroleum, used especially in jet engines and domestic heating boilers; paraffin oil”]
    I’ll think of more too, or something different.

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    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 2nd, 2010 at 21:39)

    I like it…now we’re starting to cook :)

    may need to abbreviate to KERO for the ‘edgy’ factor

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    Slightly-handled-Order-man
    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 2nd, 2010 at 22:02)

    “Kero, it’s a Rumspringa in your mouth”

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    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 3rd, 2010 at 00:43)

    A couple entries I’ve received from other sources: SCHROCKet, and SNORT (I think that 2nd one is equestrian-related). not too shabby

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    Jconrad
    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 3rd, 2010 at 14:23)

    Love Yoderade! Shrocket works. Or maybe CHURN – you know, like butter. Something for us hard working ladies!

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    Kim
    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 3rd, 2010 at 16:30)

    Corner Ball-as good as the real thing.

    Yes, I am being punny with a reference to Coca-Cola and the game.

    PEDAL- Gives you energy to sew like you mean it. OK, that’s probably corny…

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    Slightly-handled-Order-man
    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 3rd, 2010 at 21:33)

    Just a name I thought up; “Modest-ea”

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    Mary
    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 4th, 2010 at 09:27)

    LOL! @ “PEDAL- Gives you energy to sew like you mean it.” ! :) (with memories of my Grandmother)

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    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 4th, 2010 at 14:13)

    CHURN–nice–the female version of SNORT?? 😉

    How about “PLOW STAR”??

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    Slightly-handled-Order-man
    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 4th, 2010 at 22:21)

    Veering dangerously off topic, “Plow Star” sounds like a reality television series in line with international programs like “Pawn Stars”. Maybe some film friendly Amish (or perhaps New Orders) should do a season and see how it works.

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    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 6th, 2010 at 14:09)

    I’m sure there have been stranger ideas.

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    Ben Riehl
    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 7th, 2010 at 11:41)

    Schrocket and whoopie pies. Best thing since eggs and bacon

    Yonie

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    Slightly-handled-Order-man
    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (September 9th, 2010 at 21:46)

    For a drink call it “Yoke”
    Yeah, it sounds like “Coke” if only for similarity, but nicely Amish, I think.

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    Shianne
    Comment on Possible Drink name (August 19th, 2011 at 02:20)

    Possible Drink name

    Amish Strength it can be an energy drink that when you drink it you feel as strong as the Amish men, until it wears off of course

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    Shianne
    Comment on Possible Drink name idea no. 2 (August 19th, 2011 at 03:02)

    Possible Drink name idea no. 2

    Farmhands “Farm tasting goodness in your hands”

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    Ada/KJV Conservative
    Comment on Do Amish have wings? (May 8th, 2014 at 20:19)

    I looked up the most popular 15 energy drinks. So here goes:

    Montag Energy Drink (Monster Energy Drink)

    Ach (Amp)

    Wie-geht-es [We-ge-us] (VPX)

    (My grandma’s full German, so I’ve learned that “Montag” means “Monday.” Every thing else, I used Google Translator.)

    (Pretty sorry puns, but hey, it’s an effort!)

    In Christ,
    Ada

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      Ada/KJV Conservative
      Comment on Do Amish have wings? (May 8th, 2014 at 20:23)

      Montag Energy Drink: Give your Monday some fuel.

      So sorry for the intellectual pain I’m inflicting upon ya’ll! 😉

      Ada

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        Comment on Do Amish have wings? (May 9th, 2014 at 11:38)

        Since I’ve been off coffee for about a week, I could use a Montag right about now. I guess you’re allowed to drink them on Fridays :)

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      Ada/KJV Conservative
      Comment on Possible Correction (May 9th, 2014 at 09:03)

      Possible Correction

      Excuse me, I think that I was wrong. The alternate for VPX is probably pronounced as VEE-GAES (How are you?/How’s it going? in German. I was taught to say it, but not spell it.). My bad!

      Ada

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    Ada/KJV Conservative
    Comment on Ad Against My Own Ad (May 8th, 2014 at 20:26)

    Ad Against My Own Ad

    “Ist Gut”- Ist Gut is good for those suffering from “Montag”

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